Reblog if you’re bored and want random anons.
(Source: coffeelaced-intoxicating)
So, I was trying to text my friend to “stay strong”.
I accidentally typed “stay strog”.
And it autocorrected to “stay stroganoff”.
I just told my sad friend to remain a Russian dish of sautéed beef.
(Source: youmovedmekurt)
- me: I wish I had nice legs
- me: I wish I had a nice bum
- me: I wish I had a nice stomach
- me: I wish I had nice hips
- me: I wish I had nice boobs
- me: I wish I had a nice face
- me: I wish I had nice skin
- me: I wish I had nice arms
- me: I wish I had nice hands
- me: I wish I had nice feet
- me: I wish I had nice hair
- me: I wish I had nice nails
- my body: no
- Me: *reblogs something*
- Follower: *reblogs the same thing, but from someone else.*
- Me: You don't love me.
